{"id":50,"date":"2015-06-17T18:38:51","date_gmt":"2015-06-17T18:38:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/infinity-press.com\/wp\/?p=50"},"modified":"2015-06-18T11:38:57","modified_gmt":"2015-06-18T11:38:57","slug":"baby-time-for-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/infinity-press.com\/wp\/?p=50","title":{"rendered":"Baby time for real!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">So on June 7, I gave birth to Logan Stravaigin.\u00a0 After nearly 24 hours of labor and vomiting and being made to drink &#8220;rosehip soup&#8221; (a Swedish thing I guess), an entire human life was shoved out of my vagina.\u00a0 Supposedly we forget how painful labor is, so this is my reminder.\u00a0 It hurt.\u00a0 They told me labor burns as much energy <a href=\"https:\/\/infinity-press.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/logannewborn.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-medium wp-image-55 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/infinity-press.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/logannewborn-300x165.jpg\" alt=\"logannewborn\" width=\"300\" height=\"165\" srcset=\"https:\/\/infinity-press.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/logannewborn-300x165.jpg 300w, https:\/\/infinity-press.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/logannewborn.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>as running a marathon, except a marathon is over in a few hours, and you can quit if you want.\u00a0 Not so labor.\u00a0 Of course, at the end of labor I got a baby instead of a banana and a snack pack, so I guess there&#8217;s a bright side.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">So, welcome, v<span class=\"st\">\u00e4l<\/span>kommen little Logan.\u00a0 May your life be yours and all you ever wish it to be.<\/p>\n<pre id=\"tw-target-text\" class=\"tw-data-text vk_txt tw-ta tw-text-large\" dir=\"ltr\" data-fulltext=\"\" data-placeholder=\"Translation\"><span lang=\"sv\">\u00a0<\/span><\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So on June 7, I gave birth to Logan Stravaigin.\u00a0 After nearly 24 hours of labor and vomiting and being made to drink &#8220;rosehip soup&#8221; (a Swedish thing I guess), an entire human life was shoved out of my vagina.\u00a0 Supposedly we forget how painful labor is, so this is my reminder.\u00a0 It hurt.\u00a0 They &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/infinity-press.com\/wp\/?p=50\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Baby time for real!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/infinity-press.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/infinity-press.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/infinity-press.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infinity-press.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infinity-press.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/infinity-press.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":60,"href":"https:\/\/infinity-press.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions\/60"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/infinity-press.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infinity-press.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/infinity-press.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}